1. laptop = Fender
2. Ben playing guitars or jams or trying to play percussion = Lazy Blazers
3. my latest youtube videos < any sense
4. (the amount of time spent playing on my computer yesterday - amount of time talking to real people yesterday) > (the amount of time spent playing on my computer today - amount of time talking to real people today), therefore (happiness today > happiness yesterday)
5. hours of sleep - 2 = 0
6. pie > cake
7. frozen pizza > stomachache
8. my age now - my age three years ago = 17 years
9. 30 > hours till wilco > 28
10. how much money i'd be making if i was still doing math > how much money i make writing and teaching + eleventy billion dollars
eleventy billion. whoa dude.
ReplyDeletethat might have been a slight exaggeration.
ReplyDeleteBen. Exaggerate? Never. Except of course if it involves space monkeys that swoop down from space and give giant paper cuts! :)
ReplyDelete~donut=P