but instead of sneaking around in the dark looking for attractive women to bite and enslave, i sneak around in the dark looking for places where there aren't any people and i just bite myself.
it's a bit masturbatory, i suppose.
but if it wasn't, i probably wouldn't keep doing it.
simultaneously consuminjg and self-flagellating - the trademark of the postmodern white man.
not sure where i'm going with this.
BIONIC SPIDERS!
your own voice yelling ridiculous shit isn't as satisfying without walls for the sound to bounce off of. and without sound for bouncing. type type type. rattle and hum.
no, ben, "the world is a vampire". billy knows best.
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