i just strapped my tent onto my backpack (my tent that i haven't used since august) and a huge brown spider crawled out of the tent wrap.
fuck. i'm going to die.
EDIT: i'm alright with dying. as long as it involves something suitably stoic or heroic. spiders are neither. fuck spiders. YOU HEAR THAT, SPIDERS?! FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!
Nice use of fuck me.
ReplyDeleteYou get those spiders!!
That spider is surely a product of one of those super-classy hotels ... either in Salk Lake City or Western Iowa. It probably was up all night drinking in the attached truck stop/brother/bar.
ReplyDeleteV, i'm getting better at enunciating "fuck me" without getting in trouble. i got a lot of practice this weekend. unfortunately, my most-used expression of surprise, "fuck my ass!" doesn't sound good no matter how you enunciate it...
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