fuck fuck fuck. i can't work at all today. i've literally been fucking sitting here for three hours, after taking two hours to get the fuck out of bed and get here. fuck! i have to grade 50 papers before i can fucking go home and try to waste more fucking time until tomorrow when my life will have a fucking point again.
fuck.
and it's fucking freezing in here and my camera doesn't work and i want to fucking see "the hobbit" movie right now, even though it's not even being made yet.
i want to go on a date at a really fucking fancy-ass restaurant and make a complete ass of myself by trying to seem cooler than i am to impress a girl who doesn't really need to be impressed and thinks i'm fucking ridiculous for trying (but in a good way).
FUCK!
"fuck" is the only word in the english language that never does that thing where if you say it too many times it starts to sound weird. somehow you can never get enough of fuck.
that made me laugh.
say fuck again! no, i'll say it for you. FUCK.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a fuck girl (which sounds a little dirty, even for me), but I like to say fuck me. it's been a skill i've had to hone. you never...you usually don't want it to sound like an invitation, so inflection is important.