how awesome are tim's cascade style jalapeno potato chips?

1. more awesome than partners' potato sack breakdancing

2. more awesome than snuffalupagus from sesame street


3. not as awesome as kristen schaal doing pretty much anything


4. more awesome than me playing "glory of love" on my officemate's guitar

5. not as awesome as a cheesy bean and rice burrito from taco bell


6. more awesome than a pool made of unicorn bones

7. not as awesome as living in that flying airship with the casino in the middle from Final Fantasy III (Final Fantasy VI in japan)


8. more awesome than the star wars prequel trilogy


9. not as awesome as the video for "holy diver"


10. more awesome than the final armwrestling match in "over the top"