stapler
stapler
stapler
holding shit together
together
together
teeth of steel
clickety-clack!
paper meal
back-to-back!
saving paper, saving ink
so the polar bears won't sink
their lungs filled up with frozen drink
perhaps you aren't so brutal after all,
black-ass metal stapler from hell.
mine was purple. i grew to despise it as well.
ReplyDeletei've been making up (and singing) metal songs about found objects all night while me and my officemate grade final projects. that's the only one i remembered to write down.
ReplyDeleteit's catchy. it'd flow nicely with the yackity yack don't talk back song. i think? or not. i'm undecided.
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