i'm the next camera-ad-guy

i need a burrito somethin' fierce. done got no cigarettes or diet coke today, my pickup just broke down, my dog just died, my best gal just left me, my wife just got killed by my dog, an asteroid broke through the roof of my barn and set my horses on fire, and all i got to eat is this old tupperware lid and it don't taste too good even with salt all over the top of it. oh, and this little silver rectangle, but it don't look too edible.

From fall 08