i'm going to kill as many of them as possible before someone stops me.

3am, and someone's shooting off fireworks in the parking lot.

some might say that i should chill out, and consider all the times i did publicly inconsiderate things as a drunken asshole undergrad. fuck that. sure, i had my fair share of drinking of partying, but neither me or any of the people i partied with were such inconsiderate fucking assholes that we would have done something like set off fireworks in a parking lot of a apartment complex that houses hundreds of people, nearly all of which are obviously asleep at this hour because while we all certainly enjoyed having fun, we never let that get in the way of remember that other people are fucking people and should be treated as such.

these guys are obviously 1) too drunk to realize anything that's happening at all or 2) just fuckhead d-bags that get off on doing things they're not "supposed" to do.

come on guys, there are more intelligent and constructive ways to be subversive if that's what you're into. channel some of that energy into not sucking huge amounts of dick.