Oct 8, 2008

holyshit tacobellrun

1am NOMZ.

bliss +1 damage to hunger.

50% chance of Death to Growling Stomachs upon hit.

THACO +2

can only be wielded by: vampire ninja robot knight (with at least three levels of Slayer)

(i totally combined like at least 38 different AD&D rule sets in this post)

mellifluous. say it out loud and tell me you're not just a little happier than you were.

crazy might be back. lock your doors. john locke your doors.

1 comment:

  1. mellifluous is a good word. it did make me feel better, but only after i said it in a creepy, stalker voice...thanks for the heads up about crazy being back. i'll keep my eyes peeled. (ew. i think i may hate that expression!).

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