the world cannot count.

so how is it that when i buy a pack of gum, which ostensibly has an even number of pieces in it (according to the box and my eyes) and then eat 2 pieces every time i chew gum...i only have one piece left at the end? the same thing has been happening with my tortillas. i buy a pack that has "eight tortillas" in it, eat 4 meals of 2 burritos each, and invariably either have 1 or 3 tortillas left after that.

gotta skate and stuff.