sandwitchery

i just hit the sandwich shop to pick up something to eat while i am grading all evening, and i was waited on by this absolutely adorable and crazy-friendly girl who was obviously just a fairy or a white witch or something trying to pass herself off as a human. maybe she was a sylph. anyway, she wasn't sure at first if they could actually fill my order because they were short on ingredients. however, after checking the pantry (or whatever), she decided my sandwich was good to go.

when she actually made it and gave it to me though, she told me they were apparently out of croissants and so she's had to make the sandwich bigger and put it on a baguette-type roll. she informed of this in an extremely placating manner, as if she was sure i was going to fly into an insane rage at any moment. of course i didn't care. how could i? i was getting a bigger sandwich, and besides, i was under her weird white-witch spell.

maybe it's just because i'm hungry, but this is the biggest, fastest, shiniest, tastiest sandwich in the land. god, i want to fucking hug someone.FUCK.