friends < free whopper, obviously.

even though i can't eat them anymore, i love me the whoppers. or, more correctly, i once did. i love that burger king did this.

i also love this whole unfriending thing. and the whole "relationship status" controversy on social networking sites. things that, deep down, we feel like we should feel like they don't matter. but they do matter. i think the more a site forces you to define some sort of online version of your identity, the more likely you are to feel bad when you're doing things like unfriending people. it's the only explanation that makes sense in answer to the question of how a person can log onto youtube one minute and leave "OMFG UR SO FUKKING GAY I HOPE YOU GET KILED, U FAGGOT" and the next minute wring their hands over whether or not they should unfriend they guy who skipped out on their party the weekend before.