Feb 25, 2012

things i heard today, part three

1. [On C Street, just outside of Valhalla, courtesy of a girl in a tube top and shorts and heels, despite the fact that it was snowing sideways]: Girl 1: "Hey motherfucker! Yeah, I'll cut your dick off with a knife...is what I would say to him if he was here."

2. [In the Emerald Downs parking lot, from a group of four guys gathered around a car]: Guy 1: "Hey, faggot, I didn't know you were legally allowed to buy a car that color unless you were sixty years old!" (The car was silver.)

Also, in two separate places along B Street, two different people (with different "hand"writing) had written the word "FUCK" in the snow using their fingers within about fifty feet of one another.

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