well, folks...here i am. i'm moving my blog over to blogger in time with the beast slouching towards bethlehem to signal the coming of the apocalypse.
after all the shit i talked about blogger for years, i've slammed the door shut on poor old LJ, even though she was never anything but good to me and stuck around even when i was neglecting her these past few months. she still hosted my potentially embarassing pages of madden 2003 screenshots without any indication of judgment. and what did i do? i slammed the door in her face. yeah, i'm just a bastard.
blogger is so cool.
hey! LJ! check out me and blogger! we're just crusin' around downtown in the drop-top...prolly gonna swing by panera bread and then maybe go to borders and just sit on the couches and read. just fuckin' sit there. not even buy anything. just sit there. and maybe afterwards we'll get some coffee and chat about what we've read because our interests coincide so perfectly! then afterwards we'll go back to my place and get freaky on the kitchen table where i used to have to spend hours scrubbing your fucking messes up with steel wool after you were done cooking that godawful chicken marsala that i pretended to like! yeeeah!!!
okay, i've taken this metaphor to its logical end.
anyway, i'm on blogger now. so y'all better get ready. i might be five years behind the times, but i make up for it by moving really, really fast ALL THE TIME.
"zap" and "zoom" and all that.
No comments:
Post a Comment